please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you
the story behind that fucked-up sollux gif is that i was trying to upload this gif
to tinypic but somehow it got corrupted into this fucking abomination
ITS 4:30 AM AN DI AM CHOKGING ON LAUGHTEWR
Take notes, boys.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS!?
Some girls need to shut the fuck up with calling girls sluts. If a girl wants to wear a tank top let her. If a girl wants to wear shorts let her. If a girl wants to wear a tube dress let her. If a girl wants to wear a crop top let her. I’m so sick if girls being so rude and calling other girls sluts just because they wear clothes and perhaps look pretty so you call them sluts. Get the fuck over it and mind your own damn business.
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
wait what’s the joke
Uhm, I don’t want to be annoying or anything it’s just that I think many people forget christian is in fact a very vague word, and there are reincarnationists christians such as myself and my parents, so simply assuming every christian won’t “get the joke” is a bit, uhm, erasing of spiritist christians and others like us, whom are already incredibly ignored by other christians. I’m just saying I think people should specify which christian more often. ^v^
(￣▽￣)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~
(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai
(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute
o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous
(´ε｀ )♡ - i want to kiss you
ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you
ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying
(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???
(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away
(*´ｪ｀*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…
(´･ω･`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.